Anonymous said: Any advice on buying my first dildo?

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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blastortoise:

shuckl:

what’s happening here

evolution

point one goes to atheism

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makingfunofthestarks:

On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

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"Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down"

— Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)

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vandigo:

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masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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"Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves."

shots fired by Bustle, on the 2014 Emmy Snubs

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br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

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