i heely’d out of the womb
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i don’t often reblog food porn, but when i do…
(Source: macandhappiness, via kabutopz)
when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic
(Source: brobrosey, via madturbating)
in Winterfell they don’t say “i love you,” they say “you must be Ned Stark’s bastard” which roughly translates to “i know where to put it” and i think that’s beautiful
(Source: you1anna, via armouredtiara)
(Source: romamochi)
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
(Source: snapchatting, via the-lightworm-institute)
100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually
(via disneyprincest)
