guy:

studies show that i will act the exact same way if u do this for me

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via characterizedbynothing)

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:


wellokay:


#goddamn ringwraith you are a fucking dumbass shit #what’s the point of being immortal if you can’t even sense four fucking hobbits underneath a tree? #your performance meeting this quarter is not going to be pleasant i’ll tell you that much #better not show up to minas morgul for a while after this 


   #he’ll probably be demoted to Dementor
"I really want a Game of Thrones themed wedding."

— someone who has never seen Game of Thrones (via requiem4a2sday)

(Source: gypsymajesty)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via tittytittygangbang)

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  plant a flower, water it every day, pull weeds for charity

extroverts: destroy gardens, cut down trees for no reason, eat sawdust

(via ostolero)

ruinedchildhood:

same

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

why do rappers invite nicki to be on their tracks dont they know theyre just asking to be outshined

(via precumming)

(Source: butnotquite, via shrimpfajita)

(Source: itstonybetch, via normalheart)