studies show that i will act the exact same way if u do this for me

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#goddamn ringwraith you are a fucking dumbass shit #what’s the point of being immortal if you can’t even sense four fucking hobbits underneath a tree? #your performance meeting this quarter is not going to be pleasant i’ll tell you that much #better not show up to minas morgul for a while after this 

   #he’ll probably be demoted to Dementor
"I really want a Game of Thrones themed wedding."

— someone who has never seen Game of Thrones (via requiem4a2sday)

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dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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introverts:  plant a flower, water it every day, pull weeds for charity

extroverts: destroy gardens, cut down trees for no reason, eat sawdust

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why do rappers invite nicki to be on their tracks dont they know theyre just asking to be outshined

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